Iverson goes broke, Magic buys Dodgers

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 The Trayvon Martin tragedy is a big topic amongst everybody. Celebrities everywhere have become a part of the fight for justice including singer Chaka Khan who recorded a tribute to the slain teen.
 Irish singer- songwriter Sinead O’Connor even wrote an open letter to Trayvon’s family and the black community.

 The Miami Heat took a picture with hoodies on. And people around the globe are posting pictures in hoodies. Let’s hope this movement teaches people a valuable lesson about race discrimination.

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 Remember when Allen Iverson was one of the best NBA players? Remember when everybody wore his jersey?

 Well it seems that his wife feels he is no longer relevant either.

 Tawanna Allen wants a divorce from the former sports superstar but it seems “The Answer” is not feeling the divorce.   Iverson and his lawyer have sent papers to show their divorce judge that the couple is still intimate, and that’s enough for the judge to throw it out. Nobody is sure whether AI wants to save his marriage or slow down the process of spousal support since he is supposedly “broke.”

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 Magic Johnson has written the blueprint for athlete entrepreneurs to follow after their sports careers. The NBA legend and his business group have become part owners of the MLB franchise the LA Dodgers.

Johnson dished out $2 billion for this deal. LA Dodgers fans everywhere were excited.

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 Tennis Legend Martina Navratilova was the first dancer eliminated on “Dancing with the Stars.” Why does it always seem like the male athletes do better than the female ones?

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 Lindsay Lohan and Whoopi Goldberg have been confirmed to guest star on “Glee.” Lindsay is rumored to play herself as a celebrity judge at a competition. Whoopi will play a professor from the New York Academy Dramatic Arts, (Kurt and Rachel’s dream school).

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 “The Hunger Games” broke the box office with its release last Friday bringing in $2.5 million. It had the third best opening ever.

 When they say reading is fundamental I guess some Hunger Game fans should have paid attention.

 Many fans were disappointed that characters Rue (Amanda Sternberg) and Cinna (Lenny Kravitz) were played by black actors.

Some tweets read:
"why does rue have to be black? I’m not gonna lie, it kinda ruined the movie."
 "Call me racist but when I found out Rue was black her death wasn't as sad. #ihatemyself."
 "Awkward moment when Rue is some black girl and not the little blonde innocent girl you picture."

  Well if they were such fans, they would know in the book Rue is described as having dark brown skin and eyes. I guess reading between the lines isn’t everyone’s strong point.

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 Director Michael Bay is telling fans of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle franchise to take a chill pill. Fans are upset about that he is shortening the title to simply “Ninja Turtles.”

 Well at least he kept the turtle part. I don’t care about the changes he made as long as the movie is awesome!

 Well guys, check back next week for a full blast of channel flipping!

Conspiracies and Catfights

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Mother Oprah is at it again, not giving the other girls a chance! She has already snagged the first television interview with the late Whitney Houston’s daughter, Bobbi Kristina. It seems Bobbi Kris trusts Mother O.

Bobbi Kris is telling friends that Oprah "was loyal to my mom, and never did my mother wrong, or made her look bad; she always looked out for my mom."

Speaking of The Late Great Nippy, The L.A. County Coroner’s office has been plagued with emails and phone calls form people claiming to be related to Whitney. Sources told TMZ that the calls all have one thing in common—the belief that Mrs. Houston was murdered. One person claimed to have proof of this murder theory.

The Coroner’s office has not verified the callers as relatives but they have already said they saw no signs of foul play.

Well Tila Tequila’s 15 minutes ended eons ago, but it seems she is trying to end her life.  Tila was rushed to the hospital last week after her roommate called 911 telling the cops that Tequila had ,“tried to kill herself all week.”

Let’s hope she gets the help she needs.

Thug Life is making its way to the Great White Way.

Theater Legend Kenny Leon developed a play centered on the late Tupac Shakur’s music. “Holler If You Hear Me” is not a biography, but is about childhood friends growing up in an industrial Midwestern city listening to Pac’s music.

Tami Roman is not only a face-musher, but now you can add purse-snatcher to her resume. It seems once again you cannot take Ms. Roman out of time. If you think the Meeka Mushing was something else in Italy how about Ms. Roman holding new cast members Kesha Nichols purse hostage in Tahiti.

 It seems during a trip that will be aired later, Tami being the “real” person she is, confronted Kesha about talking behind the other girl's back. According to TMZ, the girls began arguing and Kesha stormed out, tired of going at it. She left the argument and forgot her designer bag. Well Tami grabbed the bag hoping that once Kesha realized it was gone she would come back to finish their little pow wow.

When Kesha realized that Tami took her bag back to her room , fearing for her safety, she sent hotel security to get it. Well the hotel called the po-po. The producers convinced Roman to give Nichols back her bag. Kesha hopped on the first thing smoking back to the U.S.

This just proves you cannot take the Basketball Associates anywhere.

Well its seems that Chris Brown’s women are having a shade throwing fest. Karreuche and RiRi have been taking little jabs at each other via social networking. Ri tweeted a picture of a rice cake dressed up like a recent photo of Karreuche. The rice cake had black shades and big gold hoop earrings. Well Karrabas or whatever her name is took to her Facebook quoting a Nicki Minaj verse. “I'm Angelina, you Jennifer, Come on b-tch, you see where Brad at.”

Well let’s sit back, relax, get out the popcorn and watch this play out.

It's been confirmed. Our beloved Snooki is three months pregnant. Only problem is the paternity of the child’s father. Keep your head up Snooks because there is always Maury!

Well, guys and dolls, lets wash out those cups! As, always I will be back serving tea that is guaranteed hot!